Verse 1:
I’ve known you since the days of elementary
when you had acne & braces & allergies
dill pickle popcorn refresh it with beverages
movie nights season 2 arrested development
ya breasts started developin and pimples started settlin
attractin cool kids that were less than intelligent
you started gettin macked by this hockey player
and it was odd behaviour he look like AC Slater
you used to always laugh at my stupid jokes
but lately it seems like ya humour broke
you used to be the one to dress up so unusual
and now you feel you gotta be skanky to be beautiful
it’s like how avril lavigne wore plaid & some jeans
now she’s on magazines bearing all to be seen
& I don’t wanna see you treated like a piece of meat
please have the deceny to let me treat ya how you need to be

Hook:
You got me geeked like a high school dance
With those highwaiste pants & that sideways glance,
You keep tellin me that you can’t find a rad dude
Stop dating guys with tans & tribal tattoos
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone

Verse 2:
Well I saw you, sun dress, pretty smile and all
you were captivating, my heart was racing across the hall
you saw me, snap back, glasses, a kid between classes
hadn't seen you all summer and now you like magic
whoa how did you come gummy bears and loving dirt
to eating caviar and walking around in mini skirts
having dudes whistle at you kind of like their favorite tune
hoping this was a phase you were passin through
you were into drama, I watched everyone of your plays
but when it came to your man, it wasn't cool he couldn't stay
and then you cry to me over the phone about how he's so dumb
then the next day you're so convinced that he's the one
you've got me looking for the girl I once knew
cause as sure as I am that the sky's blue, it aint you
it aint true, yeah but whatcha gonna do..and how do you spell fake,
Y-O-U, and I'm through

Hook:
You got me geeked like a high school dance
With those highwaiste pants & that sideways glance,
You keep tellin me that you can’t find a rad dude
Stop dating guys with tans & tribal tattoos
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone

Verse 3:
You say I’m like a brother to you, but you’re my princess
does that make it incest?
She’s not ready for relationships,
But she’s really into makin friends,
do you remember the times before,
book reports boogy boards laughin at jersey shore,
now you’re datin a Pauly D
cant believe i thought u fall for me
You’re askin why I’m uptight?
you’re pretty much dating a budlight
sneakin out late gettin caught by the floodlights
hickeys on your neck tryna act like their bugbites
you used to make fun of Calgary rodeos
now your daisy dukes make you look like a roady-hoe
I’m sick & tired of bein just ya homie so
let me be ya romeo & we can do-si-do

Hook:
You got me geeked like a high school dance
With those highwaiste pants & that sideways glance,
You keep tellin me that you can’t find a rad dude
Stop dating guys with tans & tribal tattoos
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone
I’m stuck in the friendzone